Some people thinks it makes them sound smart when they always have the inside line on what’s really going on. With these people, it’s never just a power outage during a windstorm, it’s proof that [insert far more complex and unlikely scenario]”

":-o omg our autonomous agents are more powerful than we could have imagined"

In a way that is likely to get them hammered by the government but which is unwanted by paying customers? Yeah I don't buy it.

Alternate Reality Game? But, in our reality.