The turd brown color certainly didn't help

For you maybe. I love the color of my turds.

shut your mouth - that brown was beautiful.

I'm with you. It was brown, and if I remember right, in the light the edges had a sort of greenish tint to them? I thought it looked so cool, hadn't seen anything like it before.

The color definitely made me want to shut my mouth

That combined with naming the sharing feature "squirting".

2006 was the year Nintendo showed us how to play with our Wiis, while Microsoft asked us to squirt at THE SOCIAL.

They failed because of design.