What's your actual background and expertise with Postgres and databases more broadly? Basically, do you actually know what you're doing, or is there likely a massive footgun you don't know or haven't shared with us?
I spent a couple years managing a Postgres cluster with a petabyte of data. I wrote a couple blog posts from my work then[0][1]. I also wrote dozens of posts on the Postgres internals[2]. I've also given talks on how to generate fractals with SQL[3] and how to write a lisp interpreter in SQL[4].
