Knock it off. Nobody wants to read your braggadocio, and it’s insulting to people who are having real challenges finding work.

Someone working at Meta is not someone who has real challenges finding work.

There's some kind of irony using outdated terminology like "rolodex" and telling someone else to get with the times. :)

I wish there were an anonymous way to get contact info for those companies!

that's what the rolodex is for